Your gold-digging ways have just been exposed by the Watchdog. How did you forget to shut them up and prevent them from outing you? This is sloppy on your part. You've spent years getting the court system and judges in your pocket, now go and get the Watchdog and turn them into your bitches.
Anyway, the word is out. Although you don't fit the usual gold-digging mould of a prostitute, you've proved that you don't need to be a streetwalking crackhead to get money. HMRC is new way forward.
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Anyway, time to sign off. Will report back as soon as i confirm these HMRC tossers have caught STD. Sooner the better I say.