HMRC Recruiting

CBO Required
An exciting new position has arisen within the HMRC department due to enhanced processes and aggressive targets

Chief Bureaucratic Officer (CBO)

Salary. £150k to £180k per annum

Permanent, full time post

To take a strategic lead of the illiberal officialism and development of Junior and middle management bureaucrats. To create new Quango processes for the efficiency of pen pushing and box ticking.

The candidate will develop policies for the policies already in place, and work in partnership with other policy implementers to deliver more sound policies by maximising productivity of those policies.

You must have:

* A minimum of 5 years’ experience of arguing, or whinging and whining. A dislike of the private sector would be a bonus.
* The ability to create suspicion and justify the unjustifiable.
* In addition to being disagreeable, being cynical is must.
* Solid understanding of how to strategically wriggle out of problems with borderline positioning within the law.
* Implement a stable, yet cross protective complaints department to cover for the plans implemented, thereby protecting the process and the staff.
* Excellent communication skills. Interpersonal skills desired although not essential.
* Enthusiasm, energy and a passion for micro managing at extreme autocratic levels.

We are looking for a candidate who has “the glass is half empty” outlook coupled with a unique ruthlessness for achieving the results. This position is suitable for anyone with longer term career aspirations of becoming a Eurocrat.

Full details of the above vacancy and an application form are available online at http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/

For an informal discussion about this post please contact Leslie Strathie or Dave Hartnett.

Closing date: 25 December 2010 Interview date: January 2011

Post number E22052128

HM Revenue & Crooks Inquiry

Apparantly, MPs are launching an inquiry into the effectiveness of HM Revenue & Crooks.

The Treasury sub-committee inquiry will focus on "how HMRC is doing its job, whether it can do it better, and what the future holds" following last month's comprehensive spending review.

Well we dont need to spend vital public funds to determine what we already know..... that HMRC are crooked to the core.

HMRC has demonstrated a shocking abuse of its wide-ranging powers by attempting to shut down 1000s of businesses with winding up petitions (most of which have failed)

HMRC make absurd allegations and when challenged, claim they are bound by the rules of confidentiality. (er, then dont make allegations you cannot back up)

HMRC blatantly infringe legal certainty by deliberately misrepresenting and twisting court rulings into their own interpretation.

No-one respects HMRC because they are crooked and even their own staff are miserable which reflects how the so-called organisation is being run.

Type HMRC blunders into Google and there are millions of horror stories.

HMRC's complaint procedure is biased and self-protective which does nothing more than erode away democracy.

HMRC call taxpayers customers. They dont see the difference between the two so they are massively incompetent.

the list goes on and on and on.....

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HMRC helps Vodafone

Angry protestors have caused the closing down of the Vodafone store in Oxford Street, London. Their claim being that Vodafone are tax dodgers who owe £6bn and that this almost covers the welfare cuts announced by the coalition.

Hold on just a minute....

Has anyone thought of asking why HMRC did a deal with Vodafone?

Surely, if Vodafone struck a deal with HMRC, then it should be HMRC to account?

Can someone ask that overpaid, overfed wanker at HMRC Dave Hartnett why he saw fit to move the Vodafone case from his specialists and lawyers to find a softly softly approach to negotiate with Vodafone’s head of tax, John Connors.

Were John Connors and Dave Hartnett gay lovers or something?



In the end, Vodafone were billed for £800m and was decided without consulting HMRC’s litigators and specialists in the tax law. Oh and Dave also agreed that these dodgy arrangements could carry on into the future with a promise of no challenge from HMRC.

So this move from Dave "hypocrite" Hartnett is encouraging tax avoidance.

Does this mean that tax avoidance is only for a select few and the rest of us assholes get thugs at the door because we are not permitted to avoid?

What kind of double-standards and hypocrisy is this from HMRC or is it just a question of sucking the rights person's dick? (in this case the dick being Dave Harnett's)

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Authorised Thugs of HMRC, Coming Soon

HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) has "vowed" to use debt collection agencies (DCAs) to chase tax evaders and avoiders.

Evasion is illegal and avoidance is legal, but HMRC will not differentiate between the two being the law-breakers that they are, they can get away with it.

So, if you've evaded tax, saved money, then there is a thug coming for you.

If you have hired an advisor, paid shit loads of fees, done the saving 'legally' - there is a thug coming for you.

Note however, if you did it the legal way, you are more likely than not - going to lose even more money than the evaders.

The criminals at HMRC are now hiring the UK's skinhead group of thuggish clampers as they have fuck all else to do since the coalition's law changes on clamping. Now these bullies will be attacking you directly instead of your car.

HMRC can kiss my teeny, tiny little white ass!

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13,000 jobs to be cut at HMRC

HMRC (the UK's Mafia) have announced that some 13,000 jobs will be cut between April 2011 and April 2015. They will still be left with 56,000 in their gang and able to continue with their business terrorism activities.

But its good news that there will be less of these terrorists to contend with.

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HMRC Despotism

Who are the greatest deceivers of Britain?
Breaking great laws that were once written?
Of crafty deception and trickery...
Comes HMRC’s skullduggery.

HMRC Skullduggery Concept:-

Above the law we are today,
Causing grief and much dismay.
Pay us now or you will suffer,
If we owe you, we’ll be much tougher

Vat that is due, we will surely block
Law is a concept that we just mock
Its not fair and its not right
But we are the ones with all the might

Tax avoidance is now evasion
Tax advice is an unlawful occasion
Means to know or a J.S.L.
Working in the UK is living hell

Abuse of rights and verification
Causing grief and much frustration
Against the law? Yes, we know it is
But that’s what we do – we take the piss

MOK AWARDS

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HMRC..., the UKs Very Own MAFIA

Today, the word "mafia" is used to refer to almost any organized crime group, and in some cases is even used to describe groups completely unrelated to crime.

­In organized crime there is a hierarchy, with higher-ranking members making decisions that trickle down to the other members of the "family".

HMRC act like the Mafia - both of these groups have goal alignment in their activities:-

1. The ultimate point of the Mafia is to make money. Same applies to HMRC.

2. Both groups use extortian, forcing people to give up their money by threatening them in some way.

3. The Mafia gives 'protection rackets' as part of their extorian scheme and HMRC use the 'public purse' as their justification. (public funds for quangos, gold plated pensions and extravagent expenses)

4. The Mafia makes money by participating in virtually any activity that is illegal. HMRC participate in every activity both legal and illegal (so they are worse)

5. The Mafia will hijack trucks and unload entire shipments of stolen goods. HMRC will take all vat reclaims and pocket those.

6. The current Mafia took centuries to develop. HMRC developed in 2005 and reached Mafia status within 12 months.

7. Both groups are so powerful that their criminal activities are never reported or acted upon.

The problem with Gremlins

HMCE and IR as separate entities were indeed wankers in their own right, but they were good wankers who abided by the rule of law.

Unfortunately (for us), the merger of these two units into HMRC has spawned these units into a destructive, evil monster that unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on towns and cities across the country. That is where HMRC is today.

So with the news that a PCG poll found that 71 per cent of its members feel that HMRC should be spilt into two divisions, one for revenue and one for customs, this is welcoming news for the UK population and fantastic news for the economy.

Do it, do it, do it!!!!

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Soviet Britain Launches New Slavery Scheme

Read it and weep.

Firms could be forced to send employees’ pay directly to the Government first so that officials can deduct the right amount of tax before earnings can be banked. Plans to replace the Pay As You Earn system – where companies calculate and withhold tax themselves – come after HM Revenue and Customs admitted billions of pounds are not being collected. Officials believe a more centralised system could help eradicate the current problem where nearly 10 per cent of cash owed to the Exchequer goes unpaid.

This is legalised theft by a bunch of legalised thieves. A big brother orwellian proposal and a totalitarian nightmare that would effectively make every working person a state employee overnight.

They will soon be issuing Beer Tokens after you have filled in a twenty page assessment to prove you are not a binge drinker, fat people would, after a medical by the Government Quacks be issued vouchers for healthy food only, car drivers, after a retest costing £60 deducted from the wages that the taxman already has, and filling in a risk assessment costing £30 on the car they drive, could cut greenhouse gasses by only being issued enough petrol vouchers to get to work and back plus one shopping trip. .

But MPs because of their special position in society would be exempt, so would royalty, so would business leaders and contributors to party funding of course...

They make communist China sound good. These Government institutions are there to serve us, yet they are hellbent on enslavement.

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The Law is an Ass - Part 2

These two are back in the press again. Apparantly, they couldn't find the 93 million pounds each needed to avoid being sentenced. They are now serving 10 years on top totalling 17 years.

So, let's just step back a moment and look at sentencing in general:-

• Raping a woman nets a perpetrator 2 to 6 years,


• Murder nets maybe 6 to 10 years,


• Stealing from the socialist government and you will never see the light of day....

I'm not condoning crime of any sort, but logic dictates that sentencing should be 'just' under a 'justice system'. It seems that if you kill thy neighbour, your sentence will be more lenient and if you fuck with the state, they will throw away the key. Money holds more importance than blood to these people.

The Law is an Ass and nothing has changed since the Middle Ages.

Deluded-Arrogant-Bigoted Bitch Speaks

Britain's chief tax collector was accused of astonishing arrogance last night after appearing to complain about having to ‘serve’ every taxpayer. As she was quizzed by MPs about the tax fiasco affecting millions of people, HM Revenue & Customs chief executive Dame Lesley Strathie insisted ‘no mistakes’ had been made by her staff.

No, you are right. HMRC staff have made no mistakes. It is the fault of the 2.3 million taxpayers who over-earned.

Defending her performance amid a barrage of hostile questioning from MPs from all parties, Dame Lesley pointed out that if she were head of a large business she would be able to pick and choose her customers.

err, no you dumb whore of Babylon. Large businesses have to entice their customers who have a choice whether to deal with them or not. The business doesn't "pick and choose", the customer does!?!...... You thick fucking piece of shit.

Tax chiefs hauled to give evidence to the Treasury Select Committee admitted that a staggering 24million people could have had their tax bills miscalculated over recent years. Six million will get letters before Christmas either demanding an average of £1,400 or offering a refund by cheque after a new computer system identified errors in their PAYE accounts.

According to Strathie, miscalculations are not mistakes? Someone pass this dumbass woman a dictionary and a book about businesses and how to acquire customers.

But MPs heard there is a backlog of a further 17.9million ‘unresolved’ tax cases dating back to 2005, which HMRC is hoping to process by 2012. Many of those could now face demands for underpaid tax. Ministers have ordered HMRC to make another climbdown to try to appease public anger.

Its one thing fucking around with businesses and destroying them, but messing with the general working population who barely earn enough money to function on? Me thinks that HMRC is too big for their boots!

Work at HMRC? - Only bigots need apply.

Finger pointing antics of HMRC

Dave Fart-nett Blowing Off Again! The grave digging overpaid tax collector and imbecile has just delivered another gaffe, much to my amusement.

With his "I'm not sorry, oh wait, I am sorry" debacle over 1.4 million people getting screwed on PAYE, it is rather funny to see that Mr Hartnett is getting blamed for something that maybe he didn't even do - but hey, he had the means to know right?

Leslie Strathie, HMRC's very own medusa holds the title of Chief Executive and Permanent Secretary on £170k a year is in charge. Dave is not even in charge of PAYE. That is Bernadette Kenny (Director General Personal Tax).

Bernadette Kenny doesn't even report to Dave Harnett, she reports to Lesley Strathie who runs the show.

Now these two bonnie lasses from Scotland are no fucking tax experts....

Leslie Strathie joined the Civil Service in 1971 straight from school as a clerical assistant in the Department of Health & Social Security then spend the rest of her career in the unemployment and benefits side. Bernadette Kenny has Personal tax (including PAYE) and had a career at Department for Constitutional Affairs (DCA) and moved to the HMRC after a short time managing the Royal Parks.

I did wonder who they slept with to get those positions, but quickly dismissed the thought. I dont know of any blind men in HMRC who are gagging for it enough to endure giving these two a good seeing to.

Anyway...........

As we can see, here are two "well qualified" women getting top jobs and screwing it up, happy to take the salary but then let the man Dave be the fall guy.

what do we care? They can fucking eat themselves from the inside-out so long as they stop terrorising people and abusing their power.

HMRC - we can rely on these useless shower of bastards for more blunders in the future.

The Law is an Ass

Livewire - The Sequel - Out Now!!

So folks, we have European Telecom who sailed to victory in the biased and bigoted Tribunal. Apparantly, the Kangaroo Courts are no longer concerned with trading styles and other irrelevent information which has somehow taken these Judging Robots donkeys to work out after Moses shoved the Court of Appeal decision into their empty numb skull hard drives.

The stench of the Tribunal's bullshit is really starting to fester.

Remember how we all felt when Livewire won? Well that was in 2008. This is just Livewire Part 2. More of the same bullshit to extort you into further debt by giving you false hope. I suggest you show your solicitor the middle finger when it comes to putting your hand in your pocket to pay them. And what for? So you can listen to bigoted Judges criticise you about the way you conduct your business. What's worse is that these chicken shit Judges dont even give you decision in court - they run along and take 2 weeks and send it via a solicitor.

Even posh talking wankers like them know they are being wankers.

Listen up..... It is not a crime to be disorganised, or an incompetent fool or a selfish bastard. Just look at the MPs and HMRC for inspiration as shining and leading examples.

The Tribunals know, and so do the solicitors that we know that they're biased and bigoted. They might as well just call it HMRC's Pocket Tribunal. Version 2 is out now on Baili.org.